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Nice, Nice Nice

May 11, 2011 James Schlarmann

Have you ever wondered where all the kind and generous people have gone to? It seems like everyone now is out there to screw you in some way, shape or form. And while I’m all […]

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16 CommentsFiction, Writerscomedy, fiction, funny, humor, The Nice Planet

How the West Was Really Won

May 9, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

The settling and taming of the American West has aroused the collective imagination of people all over the world, who have seen it as a place of adventure and romance.  Of course, that depends on […]

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11 CommentsFiction

My Perfect Mother’s Day

May 6, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

(You Pick the Ending!) Mother’s Day; Sunday, May 8, 2011, 10:23 a.m. I wake up. My alarm didn’t go off and my daughter didn’t yell in my ear to wake me up. No, for once, […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean FunMother's Day, mother's day humor

Scheduling Conflicts

May 5, 2011May 5, 2011 Eric Hetvile

President Barack Obama has invited both President George W. Bush and President Bill Clinton to an observance at Ground Zero. Neither are able to attend, citing scheduling conflicts. President Clinton will be speaking at a […]

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4 CommentsFiction, PoliticsBush, Clinton, humor, Obama, politics

A Tale of Two Muslims

May 4, 2011May 4, 2011 Eric Hetvile

Not every religious follower strictly adheres to what most perceive to be the published tenets of a faith. For example, there are many Christians who work on Sundays, engage in adultery, and even some who […]

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2 CommentsFictionfasting, humor, politics, religion, tax brackets

My Excuse

May 3, 2011May 4, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

Writing something profound isn’t easy.  It’s hard to get started if you only have a vague idea and no deep thoughts about it.  So I did what I always do when I don’t know what […]

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10 CommentsFictioncats, creative process, Criminal Minds, excuses, humor, writing

The Missing Neighbor

May 1, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I have a neighbor. She is inconsiderate and downright hostile not only to me but to everyone in the neighborhood.  No one has done anything to her. We just think she is one of those […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, LifestyleBMW, humor, mercedes, neighbors, police, stolen goods

“Don’t Bogart that joint ya’ crazy wing-nut”

May 1, 2011May 1, 2011 lbwoodgate

A picture can often convey meanings that were never intended.  But it’s a lot of fun to pretend.  What if a bunch of Republican governors sneaked off during during their annual conference to smoke pot […]

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2 CommentsFictionGOP humor, GOP pot smokers

Scene of the Crime

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

I went to Catholic Mass recently for the first time in forever for the sake of family harmony (or was it to get new material?) I have to admit that after having some distance from […]

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1 CommentFictioncatholics, christianity, church, humor, religion

Biblemania: The Story of Lot

April 27, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

Every once in a while, I like to break out my favorite old book of wisdom. But I can’t find it, so let’s talk about the bible instead. I’ve addressed it in two previous segments. […]

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5 CommentsFictionbible, Bible Humor, God, Lot

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