Why We Need Alcohol Sniffing Dogs
I have a relative who is a doctor. This helps me stay healthy, but not because I receive info about proper diet and lifestyle. Nope, I hear stories about bad doctors who they struggle to […]
Category: Fiction
This Guy Needs a “Toe” Truck at the Bus Stop
So you might be asking yourself, “Am I REALLY seeing what I’m seeing?” The same thing went through the mind of the Pitt Student that took the photo at an Oakland bus stop. Picture yourself, […]
This is why you get this.
Before you start, don’t. This is a one-off so please don’t send any special requests. I do this because I want to and not because you want me to. There’s so many things that you […]
The Unplanned Dismount
I was peacefully sleeping in this morning following last night’s late rerun of Lonesome Dove. When I finally opened one eye, there stood Madam at my door leveling a mighty gaze in my direction. No […]
Where’s My Phreakin’ Nobel Prize in Physics?
The Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded the other day, and for the 43rd consecutive year since I first took a course in the subject, I didn’t win. Excuse me if sound a tad bitter […]
A Blood Moon Rising
I often suffer from night cramps, but this one felt like my toes were doing origami. Stretching didn’t do much good. When the cramps wormed their way up my legs and into my arms, I […]
Topless Jennifer Lawrence
It wasn’t me. I know it looks like it was but I was framed. When I got into work this morning, it’s true that they were on my desk but I didn’t put them there. This […]
Pork Casado and Eating Paintings at the Louvre
Costa Rican Entree PORK CASADO INGREDIENTS 8 tablespoons orange juice 4 tablespoons orange zest 2 teaspoons garlic salt 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon cumin ¼ head cabbage 1 small carrot 1 small tomato ¼ […]
Class Dismissed!
Remember being a kid and trying to get out of school? You had zero options. You’d lie in bed coughing theatrically while telling Mom you were sick. But she’d just feel your forehead and then […]
The Recipe of Happiness
Let this be a lesson of hope. Never be afraid to dream big for fear of being let down. Always aim for the stars and one day, you too might just find your very own Kit Kat […]