Category: Fiction
Answering The Big Question. Sort Of.
Yesterday at Stop & Shop I was standing at the newspaper rack, reading the headlines. The guy standing next to me muttered something and I looked over. He stared at me with wild eyes for […]
I’m just a jealous guy.
I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t […]
Is America In Recline?
Another plane was recently diverted following a dispute over a seat being fully reclined. This time a woman was trying to sleep with her head on her tray table when the seat in front lurched […]
Sea World Doubling Size of Killer Whale Tanks to 0.00002% That of Natural Habitat
Sea World has heard its critics and has forcefully responded amid the backlash from the documentary, “Blackfish,” which its makers believe exposed poor treatment of the large mammals and made a solid case that they […]
Yakkin With “Mike and Molly Star” Billy Gardell
. We are yakkin’ with Billy Gardell, star of Mike and Molly. A different kind of post today. Had a chance to interview Billy and, since it meant that I could be lazy and not […]
Fall Disaster Looms as Pumpkins Threaten Boycott
The American Union of Pumpkins (AUP) is planning a nationwide work stoppage that could wreck this year’s fall season. The union wants more recognition for its members that is says are classed as unskilled workers […]
Pizza, Pizza…………..
Arising at 4 A.M. to get to my brother-in-law’s apartment before the ambulance transport so that I could quickly give him his medications before surgery, as archly instructed by the hospital staff, may have fuzzed up my mind. […]