Let There Be Rock
Yesterday I was reading the liner notes of a music CD. The band had risen quickly, toured relentlessly, and then imploded after the tensions caused from too much Holiday Inn food boiled over. Have you […]
Category: Fiction
It’s easy to spot my bad points but that’s only because I have so many.
I’m a lot off things. I’m inconsiderate; self-centred; self-absorbed; self-important; impatient; forgetful and inconsiderate and that’s just what my friends say about me. Everybody seems to point out my endless bad points but nobody remembers […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect. When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, […]
Sayings That Suck or Idiotic Idioms #1
I’ve got nothing against the home spun wisdom encapsulated in our favorite sayings, but some of them are so outdated they need to be weeded out. Here’s one that’s long past its expiry date. “You […]
The Playboy Mansion Exposed
As the Unofficial Historian and Expert of All Things Southern California, I want to make it clear that while Disneyland may be the “Happiest Place On Earth,” the place everyone wants to see is The […]
The very unemployed Sugartastic Daddy John.
Sugartastic Daddy John recently went to a job interview but he didn’t get the job. His résumé is pretty impressive but there’s a gap of three years where he had no work experience or life […]
A Short Course in Companion Goat Shopping
This week Madam suggested that I might enjoy the companionship of a goat. Not just any goat, but maybe a Nigerian Dwarf goat or a Spanish goat. Apparently she’s on a goat affirmative action kick. […]
Accountants’ Hall of Fame Still Waiting to Count Inductee Number One
A year after is opened in Gray Plains, Graytown, ND, the National Accountants’ Hall of Fame & Museum has yet to draft its first inductee. The organization came close in January when John Graysmith agreed to […]
Police Release Pictures Of Gunned Down Teens Flashing Gang Signs
BANKSTON, ARKANSAS – Today embattled Bankston Police Department released photos which they say help support their case that unarmed teen Marcus Black and his friends may have indeed been involved in gang behavior the night […]