Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help us refrain from strangling our cat. Just once we’d like to go into our master bathroom and not find her licking our toothbrushes. It’s not the licking that bothers us – it’s […]
Category: Everyday Life
I Brought You into This World
Now that my girls are in their teens, I have salvation in knowing I didn’t damage their little psyches years ago. I say this because they do what most normal teenage girls do to their […]
Swirling for Dollars: Bill Gates’ New Toilet
Noting that toilets are extremely important for public health and human dignity, Bill Gates has kicked off a “Reinvent the Toilet Fair” and has awarded prizes for promising innovations. Among the finalists: A toilet that […]
The Daredevil That Lurks Within
I am a closet daredevil. What does that mean? It means I would love to climb Mt. Everest, hang glide across the Grand Canyon, fly a motorcycle across 15 cars, surf a massive wave, jump […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind our house guests not to schedule their return trip home on Fridays. It inspires pleasant and heartwarming devotionals that give me headaches and diarrhea. Yeah, being nice sucks! We miss you already […]
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Now Can We Watch her Go?
My new life calling is Reality TV. Let me explain. I’m not a big fan of it; I am just engrossed in its effects. What started with a few people on an island doing stupid […]
Being single is my handicap
A few weeks ago, I went to see a friend perform in a play. I couldn’t find anyone to go with me to said play, only because Sweeney Todd is a depressing, hard-sell for a […]