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Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report. Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t […]
Ah, leave it to my old state to make the top of the wacky news report. Evelyn Marie Fuller, a toothless 49-year-old Pennsylvania woman decided to rob a bank to get dentures because welfare wouldn’t […]
Dear Lord, I examined Mrs. Johnson before her delivery of quadruplets. I sure hope one of them comes out wearing a diamond-studded Rolex or my wife is going to murder me for losing my 10th Wedding Anniversary […]
Planned Parenthood is in the limelight and has received a record number of donations since being spurned by the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Numerous PR experts have offered to help Planned Parenthood build on their […]
Thirsty Dave’s best mate Horace ‘sweet tooth’ Handleson from Hungary is a hungry man who likes sweets. He has a cool party trick where he eats a chocolate. Rather than trying to explain this most […]
“Here we go again. Has it been a year already? I can’t believe its February. I’ve put on a lot of weight. I’ll never squeeze into that ceremonial cage!” Let me tell ya’ I never […]
News stories can be a rich source of laughs. Take this one, for instance: AP Tuesday, June 28, 2011 NEW YORK (AP) — A man who climbed atop a traffic light and briefly stopped […]
I do everything right when choosing a checkout line. I try to avoid the slow checkers. I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing carts […]
An outcast – that is what I am. While my husband and daughter playfully “Word” each other during the day, I am out of the loop because I own a Blackberry. Sure, this Blackberry is […]