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Purpose of Church

April 30, 2011April 30, 2011 Eric Hetvile

What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifecharity, church, community, funny, humor, sacrifice, services, Sunday

Learning to Read my Pets’ Minds

April 29, 2011May 25, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

On a daily basis, my email box is filled with offers from schools that want to help me change my life.  I can go back to school and earn all kinds of credentials. I can […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsclasses, dogs, humor, pets, psychics

Hot Wax and Hurt Feelings Do not Mix

April 29, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Believe it or not, sometimes I get into quiet moods when I do not like to talk. I know — it is hard to believe – right?  However, every once in a while it happens. […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestyledentist, funny, humor, politics, wax

Hey man! Where’d you learn to drive?

April 28, 2011April 28, 2011 lbwoodgate

How many times have you wondered if some people got their license out of a cracker jack box?   I’ve read that auto insurance rates are sure to increase in the coming months.  The people […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad drivers, crazy auto drivers, high car insurance rates

How to Peel an Orange

April 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Orange, one of a handful of words that has no perfect rhyme equivalency is an extraordinary fruit. It has a delicious sweet pulp inside with a thick bitter outer layer of skin. The orange is […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleorange, orange growers, orange juice, peels

Is it the End of the World – Again?

April 28, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Once again, the end-of-the-world talk is making the news. But this time, instead of December 21, 2012 being the day when we all cease to be, one guy, who is another one claiming to have […]

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20 CommentsLifestyleend of world, funny, judgment day, religion, religious fanatics, survival

What Party is For You?

April 28, 2011May 3, 2011 Richard Spall

Here is a short quiz that you can use to determine what political party is right for you. Choose the most appropriate answer for each item, total your points, and match it to the scale […]

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7 CommentsLifestyle, Politicsfunny, GOP, government, guns, homosexuality, humor, Obama, Republicans, voting

Ethics, Food, and You

April 28, 2011July 11, 2013 Richard Spall

Let’s face it. As a species, relatively speaking, humans pretty much suck. We’re slow, we’re weak, and we’re fragile. A cheetah can run 60 mph.  Sure, some guy in the Olympics might run 20 mph. […]

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5 CommentsLifestylebacon, ethics, food, funny, humans, humor

Does my Bank Think I am an Armed Robber?

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Stephanie Queen

My bank has a sign: “Please remove glasses, hats, hooded sweatshirts, and anything else that might aid in disguising yourself to our tellers before entering the premises.” Doesn’t it seem a bit paranoid that the […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebank robbery, humor, security guard, SWAT team, trust, walmart greeter

My Take on Social Media

April 27, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Social media to me is an amazing phenomenon. I admit when it first arrived on the scene, I thought it was a fad that would fade.  I never thought people could have meaningful connections via […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefacebook, follows, friends, funny, humor, social media, twitter

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