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The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifefears, imaginary friends, siblings, sisters

To iPhone or not to iPhone? That is the question

April 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

My daughter is considering getting an iPhone. She has a Blackberry but alas, the Blackberry does not have the apps for the games she likes to play. To satisfy her game hunger, she has been […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, RelationshipsBlackberry, computers, Einstein, engineers, humor, Iphones, smart phones

Decrocked

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Richard Spall

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been one month since my last confession. Yes, this is the season for uncovered transgressions. Though this one was not revealed by my wife or a […]

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6 CommentsLifestylecrocs, dads, daughters, school, shoes

Biblemania: The Story of Job

April 26, 2011August 19, 2012 Eric Hetvile

So I was watching some religious programming on The Smithsonian Channel, and as I mentioned earlier, God was so surprised that Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, and just so steamed at […]

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5 CommentsLifestyleAdam and Eve, bible, children, God, job, Satan

The Savior

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Eric Hetvile

“Master, we have followed you for years, when will we experience this Kingdom of which you speak?” “Yeah, are we going to get castles?” “And servants! I want some servants…” “My children, we are building […]

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2 CommentsLifestylebeer, believers, Jesus, kingdom, Savior

Tips on Do-it-Yourself Funerals

April 26, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Somehow, I got on a funeral list. I am not talking about a specific funeral, but trends that go on in the funeral industry. My first thought as to why I get the funeral updates […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbudgets, caskets, cremation, dry ice, economy, funerals, humor, makeup, transportation

Women and the Art of Parallel Parking

April 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this article would be better read in the narrative voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleparallel parking, parking, women parking, women's issues

Getting Too Attached

April 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I got a notice in the mail that it is almost time to hand in my leased Ford Escape.  I am so upset by this; I love my car. I was sort of hoping that […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipscars, emotions, Ford Escape, humor, leases, sentiment

YummySlim Diet Candy and Powerbra Present the Miss Supermom USA Pageant

April 25, 2011October 15, 2017 Maria Roth

Mario: Welcome back! We’re midway through the talent competition, and things are really heating up! Before the break, Miss Oregon Mom, Julie Banks, left us all speechless and earned perfect 10’s for her stunning talent: […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylemother's day humor, supermom

Man Flu

April 25, 2011May 3, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Originally posted Tuesday, December 29, 2009, on My Heart Blogs To You. I learned a new term yesterday from my British friend, Christine – Man Flu. Man Flu is an interesting malady that I’m sure, […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Football, Relationshipsman flu, man sickness

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