Great Fires Aren’t Good
This column did get printed in time for Fire Prevention Week—it’s just late getting online. But really, shouldn’t something like this be all year round? Meanwhile, the new publisher has allowed me to write a […]
This column did get printed in time for Fire Prevention Week—it’s just late getting online. But really, shouldn’t something like this be all year round? Meanwhile, the new publisher has allowed me to write a […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I’ve ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. (So named because it stopped […]
Very Simple Chiseling Haiku Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap, tap, tap, oops. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial […]
Salvador Dali and Comcast Modern Art Haiku I don’t understand you And you do not understand me Let’s have a root beer. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. […]
Trying to get my forty year old home heating system up and running for the season. Very nice, even heat from hot water radiators, when and if I can get it to work. Fire and […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK A computer genius/loser at life recently spent several months slaving away, night and day, to hack into the iCloud service and swipe nude photos of numerous celebrities. This goes to […]
One of the most pressing issues of recent weeks is, now that the iPhone 6 has been released, what should you do with your worthless piece of garbage iPhone 5s? Who cares? Just as long […]
This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this […]
Matt Smith came to my house to help figure out why my clothes dryer isn’t running—he even used his sonic screwdriver on it. He discovered it is indeed getting supplied with power … but it […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I have a bad habit of being optimistic about humanity. Oh, in theory that’s a good thing. Let’s all think the best of people! Shouldn’t it be that way? Sure […]