Why You Should Get Rid of Your iPhone 5s Immediately
One of the most pressing issues of recent weeks is, now that the iPhone 6 has been released, what should you do with your worthless piece of garbage iPhone 5s? Who cares? Just as long […]
Category: Technology
Hackers Give Us Naked Jennifer Lawrence Photos
This weekend Jennifer Lawrence became the latest celebrity to have naked pictures they took of themselves on their iPhone leaked online. Apparently, she was one of many celebrities whose Apple iCloud account was hacked this […]
Doctor Who and the dry humor
Matt Smith came to my house to help figure out why my clothes dryer isn’t running—he even used his sonic screwdriver on it. He discovered it is indeed getting supplied with power … but it […]
A Simple Look At Passwords
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I have a bad habit of being optimistic about humanity. Oh, in theory that’s a good thing. Let’s all think the best of people! Shouldn’t it be that way? Sure […]
Dyer — I mean, Dryer update
I had to exchange the plug on my old dryer with the plug on my new one, which I bought for $25 at my mom’s church. In other words, electrical work. There were plenty of […]
Don’t Text And Read This
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK At work the other day, while taking a 911 call, calling a police unit on the radio, checking an address on a map, and following an approaching storm system on […]
Let Me Show You The Door, Bud Selig
I think that Bud Selig is the baseball version of the Antichrist. Or at the very least, Vigo the Carpathian. Bud Selig, the Commissioner (cough, hack, sputter) of Major League Baseball has announced that he […]
Who Takes Out The Trash On The Space Station?
I mean, seriously, who does it? Because people are people, even if they are astronauts, and basic human nature has to intervene at some point. If the ISS operates anything like things do around my […]
Him (a parody)
Rachel, waiting for her upgrade to OS2, stared at the red screen of her laptop, and fidgeted. What would dating an OS be like? She wondered. Prematurely, she envisioned the details of the wedding. What kind […]