I think we’re going to get a lot of mileage out of Perry’s foot-in-mouth remarks during this presidential campaign While pressing the flesh in New Hampshire in his campaign for the presidency, Rick Perry of […]
Michelle Bachmann wants to bring back $2 gas. She also wants to make Asian people pull rickshaws to rebuild a good old fashioned work ethic.
Governor Rick Perry of Texas says that he is running for president and he has no doubt he will win. Wouldn’t it be nice if the grand prize for winning was a one way trip […]
Michele Bachmann (who came in a very close second with write-in candidate “Michelle Bachmann”) won the 2011 Ames Straw Poll in Iowa. This officially sets her on the victory path of former Alternate Reality Presidents […]
I may be becoming a Tea Party thinker. You know, the type that thinks we ought to tank the economy to save it or those who thought the deficit had nothing to do with […]
The only good thing I can hope for with this debt crisis in the US is that Russia could repossess Alaska with Sarah Palin still in it.
Ever notice that the people who oppose both abortion and contraception consider babies miracles even though they happen every nine months in their world?
Goodness-fucking-gracious, this mailbox is full to the sphincter! Time to hose it out and read any letters that survive the deluge. Dear Dr. Snee, What’s a colonic? My girlfriend keeps wanting me to go with […]
Showing once again that there is little brain matter in his skull, Glenn Beck has insulted the victims and parents of those who were killed by Christian right-wing extremist Anders Behring Breivik at the Labour […]
In order to avoid a real zombie apocalypse, it’s probably useful to know what has at least caused them in the movies. Let’s examine… 28 Days Later: Virus from genetic research Evil Dead: Demonic Possession […]