Unicorn Bites 8/20/13
Anyone who thinks the sound of chambering a shotgun round is the best way to scare off a burglar must not own a chainsaw. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 20, 2013 Just once […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Anyone who thinks the sound of chambering a shotgun round is the best way to scare off a burglar must not own a chainsaw. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 20, 2013 Just once […]
Do you ever get shop-vacced into an abyss where anything is possible, nothing ever happens, and time has no meaning? I do. It started twelve minutes after I got my first computer. I am a woman of indefatigable online searches. In the throes of […]
I remember being in the pew at my Catholic church when I was thirteen. The time would come for the Monsignor to deliver his sermon. I’d brace myself for a story that held zero relevance […]
Confusion reigns supreme in everything I do, say or do say. I’m not complaining. It is what it is and I’m perfectly at ease with my countless inadequacies. When brains were being handed out, I […]
We have 100s of photos of our 1st kid. We have like 12 of our 2nd kid. We could have a 3rd kid I don’t know about b/c we never took any pics — James […]
Often I wonder…well, not often… maybe once…honestly, it was about 30 minutes ago…how can we “class up” wrestling? I know what you’re thinking: Why fool with perfection? But sometimes you just have to take that […]
Ever gone on family vacation? We have. Here is a script of what our morning looked like the day we left for a 10-day vacation to French Canada. It doesn’t need much introduction…. The eve […]
My thirteenth wedding anniversary is approaching. And no, I’m not talking about a one-year anniversary with my thirteenth wife. So, I’ve got the experience and knowledge required to write this column. Okay, with that out […]
The India Times used to run my India sports related articles from time to time. Bleacher Report even awarded the “Favorite Cricket Writer of the Month” once. Now, I find one of my stand-up you […]
To the best of my limited knowledge, I’m the only one who writes about Scurvy Jane and that’s nothing but a shame. Born to parents, little Scurvy J stood out from the rest of the […]