Unicorn Bites 8/10/13
My 3-year-old is dangerously easy to bribe. I could probably get her to murder someone if I gave her a sticker for it. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 10, 2013 I don’t think […]
This guys face fits his profile.
Step right up and behold as Bill Y yet again talks about something he knows nothing about. Jill Y and I have had the odd 567,321 arguments since we first laid accusing fingers on each […]
Asbury Park Comedy Fest Returning to Jersey Shore
We love to give out to comedy/humor events that come our way! This charity event is returning to the Jersey Shore and the comedy lineup is amazing. If you are in Asbury Park, NJ, check […]
Unicorn Bites 8/9/13
A lady at work flipped out at me when I said all women are a little crazy. I retract my statement. All women are very, very crazy. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, […]
A Job With Oprah
Recently I applied for a job at Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. I’m hoping to at least get an interview so I can see what their interview process is like. I bet if they like you, […]
What I Have Learned From This Year’s Shark Week
Once again, I scared myself silly watching the annual airing of Shark Week on Discovery Channel. But each year, I take from the week-long event some nuggets of wisdom that carry me through the next […]
And One Shade Of Ouch
Yes writers, it’s important to remember that your books do touch lives. You should take pride in that. Just think of all the people who said “I think I’ll skip working in that meat-packing plant” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]