Boyz And Da Hood
Danny and I are driving down to Nashville after our college Christmas break. We’re somewhere in Pennsylvania, cruising down the interstate, when the car goes into a spin. We both do what any manly college […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
Danny and I are driving down to Nashville after our college Christmas break. We’re somewhere in Pennsylvania, cruising down the interstate, when the car goes into a spin. We both do what any manly college […]
I once knew a pigeon from Barcelona by the name of Charlie Drake. Charlie, like most spanish pigeons from Barcelona, dreamt of playing soccer for Barcelona. He was a gifted athlete and after many years […]
Crimewatchers gather round! Who the hell is this woman with the bulldog underbite and the rooster hairdo? This, folks, is who the Jodi Arias defense chose as their “expert”, apparently based entirely […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my overprotective dad when mom asks him to take out the trash not to escort my biker boyfriend to the curb with a black plastic bag over his head, Amen.
IF THE WRITING DOESN’T GET YOU, THE “LIGHT RECEPTION” WILL! COME ON OUT!
I’m not keeping score, but in the last few months, I don’t know how many people have tiptoed up to me and quietly let go with a “It is what it is.” It’s like someone […]
Everyone has heard of Murphy’s Law. This rule holds that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. It applies to fertility clinic mix-ups and presidencies under guys with the surname Bush and everything else […]
During my lunch break, I turned on the TV and there on the screen was a story on North Korea. Tired of that country and its post-adolescent, overly indulged dictator, I clicked the remote and […]
The ribcage is something that’s close to my heart but cultural diversity is a beautiful thing. The idea of a monoculture has as much appeal as a lobster piloting a space shuttle. It’s only by […]