5 College-Bound Tips for Justin Bieber’s Mom
Rumor has it that 18-year-old Justin Bieber might not have college on his radar, BUT he hasn’t ruled it out yet. So while it’s not at the top of his priority list, you know how […]
Why did nobody stop Jimmy Savile?
LEFT: Girls, this is what a pervert looks like. Fairly obvious, really, isn't it? THIS IS THE question common to all newspapers in the UK. The pervert disc jockey Sir Jimmy Savile got away with […]
Have you seen this?
Some people are analytical, observant and perceptive. I am not analytical, observant and perceptive and really have to work hard at putting one foot in front of the other, turning off cartoons and turning on […]
What Would Don Corleone Buy?
I know. I did this before, here: What Would Heathcliff Buy? . Well, I’m bored again and my mind is wandering down strange roads. Here are the fruits of today’s mental meanderings. Let us take […]
Oh, Those Vicious Signs
A man in Roswell, New Mexico (the alien capital of the world), was arrested after he apparently got into an altercation with a STOP sign–yep, the octagonal red and white sign that sits at intersections […]
China’s Labor Woes for the iPhone
China’s iPhone factory’s struggling to fulfil orders. Well, that’s what happens when you extend the toddlers’ breaks to 3 minutes daily.
London Mayor, Boris Johnson on UK Prime Minister David Cameron and ‘Privileges’
CARPE DIEM, chaps! Well, it’s obvious that expecting some people to understand that would be ab asino lanam! Cripes! Some Old Etonians seem to think the Magna Carta is an ice cream! People keep coming […]
The Jesus Traffic Paradox
It is often asked, “What would Jesus Do?” So when you are faced with someone attempting to cut across several lanes of traffic, you might think, “Hey, Jesus would let this poor bastard come across […]
Some people are a law unto themselves
We don’t all get restraining orders taken out against us for stalking Bon Jovi for reasons of non-love but a lot of us have had dealings with the law. Some of these dealings are for […]
Psychoanalyzing Your Halloween Costume
Halloween is that time of year when everyone chooses a mask instead of the one life dealt us. Here’s what your choice is telling everyone at the party.