Bad Career Choice
If you can’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground, fence building is probably a bad career choice.
When Bad Things Happen To Good Chicken
So we found out that Chick-Fil-A donates their money to fund anti-gay groups looking to ban same sex marriage and we’re boycotting them. It couldn’t have happened at a worse time. Their peach milkshake is […]
President Roseann?
The news media says that President Obama and Mitt Romney are in an almost dead heat for the upcoming election. Well, not to make things more complicated but this weekend in Los Angeles, the comedian and ex-sitcom […]
No Porn for Missile Watchers
The federal government is shutting down porn in the Missile Defense Agency. Apparently, employees surf the internet for sexually explicit material instead of looking for things like bombs heading our way, and those in charge […]
Hallmark Channel USA Knows How to Reach the Dead
It’s true! The Hallmark Channel in the United States of America KNOWS how to send birthday wishes to dead people. Why, just today, for example, on my FaceBook page, Hallmark Channel USA contacted me to […]
Thinking of my target audience
I’ve managed to get myself a paid gig, writing an article for one of the most recognized websites on the planet. Don’t worry, I’m not using my own name and you won’t be forced to […]
The Tailgate Remedy
The perfect solution to people who tailgate you on the road is to put a giant fart machine on the rear fender of all cars.
Profanity – If It Works, Use It!
I happen to love cursing, swearing, cussing, or whatever linguistic term you wish to apply to it. The use of profanity is pretty much a cultural universal in all languages and dialects. In just about […]
Shattering the dreams of a Sperm Donor
Thirsty Dave read the note and his whole world disappeared before his blood-shot eyes. Ever since it was biologically possible, his sole ambition in life was to become a sperm donor. Each night and sometimes […]
New Fast Food Franchise for Protestors
Rumour is that Chaz Bono’s about to jump on the bandwagon and start a fast food franchise called — USED-To-Be-A-Chick-fil-A.