I Solve the Speeding Problem
People drive like bats out of Hell. They don’t care about the speed limit. They don’t care about the law. They don’t care about the injuries, and sometimes death, they inflict on other drive drivers. […]
The Place to Take a Humor Break
People drive like bats out of Hell. They don’t care about the speed limit. They don’t care about the law. They don’t care about the injuries, and sometimes death, they inflict on other drive drivers. […]
For the first time in the history of the conflict between Israel and Hamas, burning tires have a place at the bargaining table. “This is long overdue,” claims the Michelin Man, speaking on behalf of […]
A high school in Texas requires female students to have prom dresses pre-approved by a school coach. The Wall Street Journal As I looked out the window of my tiny, bare-bones office onto the mesquite-speckled […]
WAKEFIELD, Mass. Norman “Norm” Sciatica, inventor of a female breast-sharpening implement that revolutionized women’s fashion in the 1950s, died yesterday at the age of 86, according to a spokesman at the Golden Pastures Assisted Living Facility here. […]
If you have cats and they’re anything like mine, they’re apolitical. Mine are outdoor cats and get plenty of exercise, so they’re not fat cats. A check of the records at our state Office of […]
“It had to be done.” stated Max Warner of the Americans For The Right To Blow Away Trespassers association when interviewed about the mass annihilation at the NRA Headquarters by other gun rights groups yesterday. […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that on Bill and Melinda Gates, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is […]