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Wisdom for Dummies

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020 Dorothy Rosby

My problem is I see better in bright light now days, but I look better in dim.

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Wisdom for Dummies

September 21, 2019September 21, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

It’s true what they say: Age is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. But you’re still just as old. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was […]

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Aging, Angst and Funny: Meet Perry Block and Keith Stewart

May 31, 2019May 31, 2019 Donna Cavanagh

Today, we highlight two of our funniest writers of the Y chromosome persuasion. They make us laugh, cry and sometimes blush.  It’s time to pick up their books and let yourself be entertained. Perry Block […]

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1 CommentHO Author Newsaging, Bernadette Peters, dating, essays, family, friendship, funny, HOPress-Shorehouse Books, humor, marriage, relationships

Feed a Printer Starve a Fish?

April 29, 2019April 29, 2019 Leslie Handler

    My adult daughter recently told me that she “pulled a mom.” “Go ahead,” I said on the phone.  “Tell me what you did.” She proceeded to explain that she was running a 10k.  […]

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Good Clean Funaging, baby boomers, boomers, humor

Down the Graying Yellow Brick Road

March 25, 2019March 25, 2019 Karen Galatz
Down the Graying Yellow Brick Road

            Handsome Hubby and I recently took a trip down the (graying) yellow brick road and oh, what a trip it was! More precisely, we went to see Elton John […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funaging, Elton John, Farewell Yellow Brick Road, rock and roll

Wisdom for Dummies

March 12, 2019April 5, 2019 Dorothy Rosby

Someday our children will start criticizing the next generation and that’s when we’ll know they’re old.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Wisdom for Dummies by Dorothy Rosbyaging, Dorothy Rosby, humor

The Fabulous Five: Calisthenics for the Rest of Us

February 8, 2019February 10, 2019 Mike Morris

“Recent research suggests that activities you’d never think of as exercise, like running errands and cleaning the bathroom, still have longevity perks.” – TIME Magazine, December 10, 2018 Gee, who knew there was an upside […]

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5 CommentsFiction, Lifestyleaging, exercising, eye blinking, funny, humor, TV

Mercy

October 10, 2018October 11, 2018 Mary Mooney

Today I am grateful for mercy.  Himself and I picked my mom up at 10:30 yesterday morning for a full day of shopping, lunch and more shopping.  Save me now, I thought, knowing that I […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsaging, Caregiving, cops, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, Mothers, tickets

The Ten Best Things About Growing Old(er)

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Kathy Minicozzi

10. Senior Discounts. Sometimes they don’t amount to much, sometimes they do, but the thrill of not having to pay full price almost makes up for any cheapness and gives us a feeling that we […]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Surgery

October 4, 2018October 4, 2018 Tim Jones

The older I get, the more time I spend at ologists. You know – the dermatologist, cardiologist, urologist, gastroenterologist, colonoscopologist, and, for reasons I’m still a little fuzzy about, my geologist. Recently, I had to […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleaging, doctors, health, Hospitals, surgery

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