Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please tell my grandparents the trailer for Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter is not a presidential campaign ad, Amen

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my recent blunder. When our boss said we could celebrate Halloween and wear costumes to work, I high-fived her on creating such a sleazy hooker costume. She said she […]

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A Political Fish Tale Caught on Tape with Soundtrack

This week in the news an Australian angler hooked a 600-pound Marlin. During the exhausting battle the large fish unexpectedly leaps into the charter fishing boat and go berserk. The fish was overheard ranting it […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my grandfather that “Nicki Minaj” is a pop singer and not a new euphemism for having quickie sex with three people.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I think The Holy Land Theme Park in Florida should include a Jesus Christ Super Spa and Nail Salon and a Walk on Water Park.  It would give them a 5-Hail-Mary resort rating, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please inform my redneck neighbor that Kung Pao chicken is not a Kung fu move and that calling someone a Dim Sum of a bitch is not cursing in Chinese, Amen.

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