A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
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Easter Bunny Springs into Action After Parent Pounces with Punches
An encounter between the Easter Bunny and a parent turned into a brawl at a New Jersey mall. Security officers and nearby police had to break up the “hare-“raising, fur-flying melee. According to witnesses, the […]
HumorOutcasts Introduces Keith Stewart Author of Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man
Today is the official release date for Bernadette Peters Hates Me: True Tales of a Delusional Man. In its pre-release week, the book has taken off on Amazon which is no surprise when you learn […]
It is true that automated reasoning is thought to be related to artificial intelligence but it’s also related to theoretical computer science and philosophy to some extent.
There’s an algorithm somewhere that can tell you if you are in the right job. Understanding the algorithm means understanding math so it’s way above my head. Paul Paulos doesn’t understand it either but he […]
It puts the Cheetos in the machine.
Just because I do something, doesn’t mean you should do it too. Being an enigma carries a level of responsibility that I choose to ignore and I’m wrong to ignore it. My history with Cheetos […]
