Tag: funny
Return of the Dead – Non Zombie Style
Another death-defying story that creeps me out: a man in Brazil, who was declared dead of a heart attack and multiple organ failure, has jumped back to life. The doctors are not sure what happened, […]
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool.
We couldn’t find our imaginary son. We looked everywhere and no joy. Turns out he was chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool in the last place we expected. How Thirsty Dave got a beer out […]
Appropriate Letters to Inappropriate People
Inspiration: Microsoft Word Templates: Letter Acknowledging Termination of Employment and Asking for Reference Microsoft Word recommends this: Dear Ms. Battereen: As you know, my final day at The Acme Rat Poison Company is fast approaching. […]
Funny #3, Sleeping
Everyone should have a dream – Philosopher Paul My cookbook, Eat Me: 169 Fun Recipes From All Over the World, and novels are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com As an e-book on Nook or on my website-where you can get […]
I can see clearly now…the pain is gone….
My friend has always enjoyed perfect vision. As she beautifully progressed into middle age, she admired all those fancy reading glasses her friends were flaunting in hopes of looking fashionable (instead of old), and bought a […]
Thirsty Phone
Last night was wild. Things happened, stuff was said and events unfolded in massively unexpected ways. I was going to take out an ad in the local paper but I think the internet is probably […]
It’s easy to spot my bad points but that’s only because I have so many.
I’m a lot off things. I’m inconsiderate; self-centred; self-absorbed; self-important; impatient; forgetful and inconsiderate and that’s just what my friends say about me. Everybody seems to point out my endless bad points but nobody remembers […]