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Wrapping Presents

December 19, 2017December 20, 2017 Mary Mooney

Tuesday, December 19, 2017 Today I am grateful for wrapping presents.  I LOVE wrapping presents and it’s a good thing because this is turning into a Very Visa Christmas!  Being “down” with illness, a computer […]

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FictionChristmas, gifts, holidays, humor, humoroutcasts, Mary Mooney, presents, Wrapping

The Christmas Song Generator

December 6, 2017 Kathy Minicozzi

Are you tired of hearing the same old Christmas music over and over? The solution is obvious: create your own song! The easiest way to do this is to take a pre-existing song and change […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, LifestyleChristmas, christmas music, christmas song generator, Christmas songs, funny, holidays, humor, Kathy Minicozzi

Feast a burden

December 1, 2017 Michael Picarella

Overeating makes no sense to me. Unless there’s competition involved. My younger brother and I used to try to out-eat one another at buffets and Thanksgiving feasts, and we’d eat so much we’d make ourselves […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylebrothers, competition, family, feast, food, funny, holidays, humor, overeating, Thanksgiving

Making the Holidays More Holiday-ish

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017 Mark R Hunter

Just a little fun from last year … or was it the year before? All these holidays tend to blur together … I always feel a little disjointed when the holidays arrive. I’m never ready […]

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2 CommentsLifestyle911, black friday, Christmas, holidays, new year's, Thanksgiving, winter

Poisoning your Dog: A Thanksgiving Primer

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Dave Jaffe

With all the dangers to pets posed by ingesting turkey skin, chocolates, raisins, sweets, and other holiday fare, it’s a wonder that dogs celebrate Thanksgiving at all. Yet Thanksgiving is a joyous holiday for dogs, […]

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Everyday Lifedog training, dogs, holidays, pets, Thanksgiving

Seven Tips To Get the Gifts YOU Want This Holiday Season

November 21, 2017 Karen Galatz
Seven Tips for Getting the Gifts You Want This Holiday Season

Black Friday is almost here. I’d better get started with my holiday gift list or I’ll be in big trouble. I’m not talking about my gift-giving list. I’m talking about my gift-getting list. All year long I […]

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3 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsfamily, holidays, middle-aged humor

Writing To Stress Writing For Stress

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017 Mark R Hunter

Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems. Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylecaffeine, dealing with stress, health, heart problems, holiday stress, holidays, Mountain Dew, stress, weight loss, writing

Columbus, the Gilligan of Explorers

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 Mark R Hunter

Today is Columbus Day, when we celebrate the first European explorers to discover the Americas, which they weren’t, when Christopher Columbus landed on our continent, which he didn’t. Still, Columbus thought October 12, 1492, was […]

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2 CommentsWords to Think UponCherokee, Columbus Day, discovery, exploration, holidays, native americans

Christmas In Almost February

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mark R Hunter

Winter almost beat the Hunter family Christmas celebration. Almost. But in the end we celebrated, if only a month or so late. First there was illness. Then work schedules. Then more illness. Then weather. Illness. […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleblizzard, celebrations, Christmas, family, grandkids, holidays, illness, Indiana, indiana weather, medical stuff, snow, weather

Tripping On the Weather

December 26, 2016December 27, 2016 Mark R Hunter

Have you ever looked back at something you did, and realized you’d been warned all along not to do it? I don’t mean like when you were a kid, and your mom told you not […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylebad weather, holiday travel, holidays, indiana weather, Missouri, murphy's law, Travel, weather

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