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Chanukah Schmanukah

December 18, 2011 Wilma Jammer

Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Uncategorizedabsurd, chanukah, children, Christmas, comedy, fun, funny, funny lists, funny poem, hannukah, hanukah, hanukkah, Holiday, holidays, humor, humor Christmas, humour, poetry

Happy Holidays from the HumorOutcasts.com Staff

December 14, 2011December 14, 2011 Elizabeth Dickinson

Unbeknownst to the HO staff (Donna, Frankie and LuLu) I had their photos turned into a fun holiday greeting. (Courtesy of ElfYourself.jibjab.com ) Enjoy!

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3 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleChristmas, fun, holidays, humor, HumorOutcasts.com, office party

So, My Dogs Sing Christmas Carols

December 7, 2011December 7, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

  As many of you know, the holiday season is a time of year when we all could use a few more hours in the day. Personally, I find it tough to write, meet deadlines […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanimals, Christmas, christmas carols, dogs, Earth Kitt, Eartha Kitt, holidays, humor, pets, Santa Baby

The 4 Most Annoying Christmas Grinches

December 3, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

It’s that time of the year again – the season that is supposed to bring out the best in us, but often does just the opposite.  The following is a brief list of people who […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, UncategorizedChristmas, funny, grinch, holidays, Kathy Minicozzi, shopping, walmart

All I want for Christmas…

November 27, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

This holiday, I hope my husband surprises me with a loaded Lexus wrapped up in a big red bow in my driveway. And by Lexus, I do mean a hot bi-racial guy with green eyes.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayChristmas, holidays, Lexus

Holiday Wishes

November 22, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

Most people long for homes filled with laughing children for the holidays. I want mine swarming with tiny suck-up, cocktail-mixing, dust mop-footed robots.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayholidays, kids

Turkey Trauma

November 21, 2011November 21, 2011 Dr. Nancy Berk

Is it me or does the turkey wreak havoc on our homes this time of year? I feel sorry for the birds and have considered alternative meal plans, but then I get hit with the […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecooking, holidays, refrigerator, Thanksgiving, trauma, Turkey

Getting Canned at Thanksgiving

November 20, 2011November 20, 2011 Dr. Nancy Berk

‘Tis the season for holiday stress and I think it all starts at the supermarket. Product placement suggests that a great Thanksgiving really is in the can.  Aisles are capped with the essentials and the […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylecooking strin, green bean casserole, holidays, humor, Thanksgiving

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