To a Piece of Fruit
(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he […]
Tag: holidays
The Mystical 12-12-12
Yes, it is 12/12/12, another day for mystical interpretation. Because it is a rare event, a lot of people will say their “I Do’s” to take advantage of the good luck associated with the day. […]
Year ‘Round Spirit?
Traditionally, right around now, many people ask, “Why can’t we have this kind of spirit all year long?” My answer to that is, “We do, and soon we’ll have even more of it.” […]
Open Letter to the Makers of Elf on the Shelf
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for creating the Elf on the Shelf franchise of books, cookies, plush dolls, DVDs…etc. which enable parents such as my wife and me the privilege of paying $29.95 to […]
The Pros and Cons of Celebrating Holiday Traditions before the Mayan Calendar Ends on December 21st
Yes, we are approaching the big day when life on this planet might cease to exist…if you believe the Mayans and the doom and gloom people always featured on the History Channel. So, as December […]
Two Days Off…or Not
My family says I do not know how to relax. I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]
Give in already!
This year, we have decided to give in. That’s it. We are done. Stick a fork in us, we are ready to eat. And for God’s sake, don’t judge us, because you know what, you’ve […]
Chanukah Schmanukah
Yes, my khev’reh, my friends, it is certainly that time of year again. The time of candles that are lit on 8 nights; the time of crappy presents and lights. It’s that time of year, […]