Ripping the Headlines Today
Ripping The Headlines Today Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as […]
Tag: Kim Jong Un
North Koreans Score a Victory The Olympic Committee Didn’t See Coming-
Chances like this didn’t come very often. Especially in cash poor, politically isolated North Korea. The plan to overlook political differences and cash in on the once in a millennium chance to be in the […]
North Korean Missile Found To Be Powered By Diet Pepsi And Mentos
The long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Pepsi. The missile shot sent fear through the Asian nations that […]
News Of The Future- Immediately After Election President Trump Ships All Blue State Inhabitants To Gulag.
Jan. 20th, 2017 Our beloved new President for Life Donald Trump has declared as the first decree of his new administration the transporting of all residents of the liberal blue states who voted against him […]
North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own).
North Korean Jokes (As Though The Country Isn’t Enough Of a Joke On Its Own). Why did the North Koreans run over the border to eat South Korean’s lawns? They heard the grass was greener […]
My Not-to-Do List
This blog is directly inspired by the talented and hilarious Kathy Minicozzi who was in turn inspired by the renowned humorist David Sedaris. Here are the things I resolve not to do today. Takes a […]
Did North Korea Hack Sony?
This week Sony Pictures was the victim of a major cyber attack by a group calling themselves Guardian of Peace. Upon hearing this, my first thought was “If they’re a group why is it Guardian […]
The Horrible Cost of Communism
Much has been made of the communist nations horrific repression of their own peoples. Ne’er do wells such as Stalin and Mao come to mind. However, there is another evil side to communism that the […]