Unicorn Bites 1/5/14
In my sex tape, my wife says, “Not tonight,” and then I play “Mario Kart” for two hours. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 5, 2014 Me: Please be quiet. I’m trying to hear […]
Tag: TV
Unicorn Bites 12/26/13
Me: Where’s Ken? 3-year-old daughter: He broke up with Barbie. Then a T. rex ate him. I pity any boy who ever dates my little girl. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 26, 2013 […]
Lost in Space with George Clooney? Why I’m Having Second Thoughts
I loved the feature film Gravity and must confess that being stranded with George Clooney wouldn’t be a problem. But immersed in Gravity, I couldn’t help but have a few sci-fi flashbacks. That’s when I […]
The Business Mindset
Whether or not you care for the woman or her products, you’ve got to admit that Martha Stewart is one savvy businessperson. From a beginning as just another cookbook author, she’s managed to create a […]
As Seen on TV (Too Many Times)
You can sell almost anything to me, if you advertise it on television. Ads on my computer annoy the hell out of me. Junk mail and magazine ads get tossed away, unread. But I am […]
News From Across The Pond
There are two reasons local TV news is better in Ireland than in America: the stories are funnier and the newscasters get to swear on TV. A good friend recently posted a clip about an […]
Every Emergency Contact Sheet Tells A Story
I’m currently temping at a production company in their Human Resources department. My job is to take the paperwork in their employees’ files and input it into their new database. Yes, Hollywood is indeed glamorous. […]
The Official Bio Channel Ghost Hunting Kits
Once again I was drawn into one of the ghost story shows on the Bio channel. It wasn’t the ghosts themselves who caught my interest, but the ghost hunting kits advertised during the commercial breaks […]