Tag: TV
No Apple, I Don’t Have One Unread Email
I have an iPhone because I’m fancy, and because my work pays for my phone and that’s what they gave me. With that phone comes a large amount of frustration and problems, mostly because I’m […]
A pretty little secret
I have an embarrassing new addiction, and it’s not the kind that comes in an ice cream container. It’s worse, although this addiction isn’t written all over my hips the way ice cream is. I’m […]
Stop Smelling The Sunshine and Watch TV
There’s a new phrase I’m hearing a lot lately, bandied about in conversations between seemingly normal people who couldn’t possibly be normal after uttering such a hideous, awful, pompous, annoying bullshit thing you can say […]
Unicorn Bites 6/14/14
Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2014 My mom: Your brother got […]
Resident Always Thought Something Like This Would Happen In His Neighborhood
Last night police responded to a grisly murder at the Terrace View Apartments in Camden, New Jersey. Details were even held back from the press due to their intensely graphic nature. While most residents were […]
Ancient Aliens in Hollywood?
Hollywood is always abuzz with scandals but this one involves not only one of the most beloved stars but the star of one of History Channel’s most popular shows “Ancient Aliens”. As an intrepid reporter […]
Keeping It Real – Naked
When it comes to sex, I consider myself to be a fairly well adjusted person and by fairly I mean – I don’t run screaming from the room if a man takes his pants off. […]
What the Tanners’ neighbors thought about that “Full House”
Who doesn’t love a good sitcom about 3 dudes living with 3 young girls? It’s such a relatable premise, which is probably why “Full House” was such a successful show. I used to love everything […]
A Sad Passing
We just ordered a SmartTV for our house, which will replace a big, thick Sony Trinitron that I actually saw in a photo in a New York Times article on e-waste. It was my TV […]