Social Distancing? Finally, A Movement I Can Get Behind
Anyone who knows me will tell you I have the social skills of a rotting corpse…and that’s on a good day. I’ve never been much of a mingler, but not due to a fear of […]
Author: Frank Mucci
People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2015 and winner of the 2013 Nobel Prize for Literature, Frank likes to make up shit about himself and state it as fact.
Here's some actual NOT made up shit about Frank: He is the author of "An Incurable Disease: Memories, Observations and Ravings from a Baby Boomer Cub Fan," available in print and for Kindle at Amazon.com.
A Love Story
The following piece was originally published by a since defunct site nearly twelve years ago. On this, the 44th anniversary of the day I met my wife, I am sharing it on HumorOutcasts.com. Though it […]
Daddy’s Little Girl
My contribution for Humor meets Horror Month. 1 As caretakers, the missus and I live in a ramshackle house on the grounds just across the long gravel driveway that snakes into the Cookesville Cemetery. The […]
2017 Year in Review: Sex, Lies and Audiotape
It was a year unlike any other when it comes to famous men being accused of engaging in unsolicited naughty things involving penises in the presence of unsuspecting members of both genders. It’s true that […]
2017 Year in Review: The Accomplishments of President Donald J. Trump
Liberal snowflakes, fake media, the Hollywood elite and just people in general have spent the past year bashing our president saying things like he’s not qualified, he’s a bully, he’s a sexual predator, he’s an […]
The Unofficial Trump World Glossary
After more than two hundred years of living in the real world, we find ourselves flung into a new world where left is right, up is down, black is…well, black is still black and […]
Holidays Meet Humor: Five Shitty Christmas Songs
It’s time once again to deck the halls and be merry and wear ugly sweaters. To get myself in the mood, I like to hit the eggnog and amaretto—light on the eggnog and very heavy […]
Getting Wind of a Time When the Cubs Were Smokin’ Hot
It was Saturday, September 28, 1935. The Cubs had swept a doubleheader from the Cardinals on Friday giving Chicago twenty-one straight wins and clinching the National League pennant. Excited Cub fans were no doubt […]
The High Wire Act of Life
When I’m not Netflixing and chilling with my bae, I’m staying on fleek while getting turnt at my favorite drinking establishment with my mains, because, after all, YOLO. Am I right? And it’s pretty remarkable […]
Batshit Crazy Republicans
It’s stupid season again which means it’s time for our list of Batshit Crazy Republicans for 2016. Sarah Palin She’s not running this year, but Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump broke new ground in the […]