Tag: jingle bells

Holidays Meet Humor: Five Shitty Christmas Songs

Frank Mucci

It’s time once again to deck the halls and be merry and wear ugly sweaters. To get myself in the mood, I like to hit the eggnog and amaretto—light on the eggnog and very heavy […]

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Heat Stroke Warnings Issued For Santa Due to Unusually Hot Christmas Weather

Donna Cavanagh

Washington, D.C – With temperatures climbing into the upper 70’s or maybe higher in much of the United States on Christmas Eve, The National Institute of Health has issued Santa heat stroke warnings.  Please follow […]

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No, no, no, no, no, this sucker’s electrical.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

They said Bill Y couldn’t bring Christmas sweaters back to the future. They were wrong:

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my Secret Santa blunder. When the church flyer stated that the gift should be suitable for adults I misunderstood. Tell Sister Mary Frances I really love the hot chocolate […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.

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