The Place to Take a Humor Break
FOOTBALL, FORECASTING AND FURNITURE Ashley Furniture of College Station lost on a promotion involving one million dollars of furniture when the Aggies whipped South Carolina. The Gamecocks were favored by 10 so Ashley told everyone […]
Me: Want to wrestle in bed? *winks* Wife: OK. *hits me with a folding chair* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2014 Wife: Why’s our 4-year-old crying? Me: No idea Wife: Did you tell her zombies could attack […]
And so it came to pass, that Jill Y asked me to think about something. She gave me three choices: 1) Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir. 2) Toblerone. 9) Thirsty Dave’s facial expressions when he […]
Another reason to take economics in college. – Paul the Bad Artist Check out my latest novel, the Christmas thriller, Beneficial Murders. My books are available in paperpack or Kindle on amazon.com, As an e-book on Nook or on my […]
Greenland, Humanity’s Future Home If Greenland, that way-up north country, had the same population density as Bangladesh, it would be home to 23,096,149,702 people. That’s more than three times the population of the entire world. How […]
Me: If I was an alcoholic, I’d be drinking right now. Wife: You are Me: *takes beer box off head* My helmet of invisibility has failed me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 29, 2014 Sorry I took […]
Thirsty Dave was telling us about his new girlfriend. The word on the street is that she has her feet planted firmly on the ground, can beat anyone in a staring contest and has movie-star looks. Judging by […]
A disturbing trend in social relations has taken a turn for the worse since the mass adoption of smartphones in America. Yes, parents are perpetually ignoring their kids in favor of the tiny electronic devices, […]
Has this ever happened to you? You find out that one of your 600 Facebook friends has slipped the surly bonds of earth and social media and gone to the “other side”? I’ve had it […]
