Two out of three ain’t bad.
As parents of imaginary children, we dread the day that our son or daughter comes home and tells us that they believe in something. If we’re lucky, their new-found faith involves throwing stuff at circus […]
Year: 2014
2014, The Year Of – Me. Well, why not?
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I’ve been thinking about how the New Year should go. We all tend to think of that this time of year, don’t we? We all resolve to be healthier, thinner, […]
A letter to Google Chrome
Dear Google Chrome, I don’t know if I want you to remember my password forever and ever. You haven’t even told me if the password is correct. Let’s just take it one […]
Unicorn Bites 1/8/14
How to pick up chicks: 1) Go to the bar. 2) Shout random “Star Wars” quotes. 3) When a woman yells back the next line, marry her. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 8, […]
The New Neighbors
No one knew exactly who they were or where they had come from. They had moved into the house next door to us in the middle of the night. They were a nice family – […]
Seahawks vs Broncos – The Pot Bowl
SEAHAWKS v BRONCOS: THE POT BOWL? I’m expecting the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos to meet in the Super Bowl. If they do, you know what this means? Fans from two legalized pot cities will […]
WHAT TO EXPECT- Man Afraid of Pregnant Belly for Good Reason
Maggie is expecting, but Greg wonders if her ballooning size is getting out of hand… or is it? Watch the comic pressure mount in this special world premiere of award-winning director Aaron Rudelson’s hilarious new short film, “What […]
Unicorn Bites 1/7/14
3-year-old: *hands me a plastic stegosaurus* "Here’s an extra one. Just in case." I don’t know what’s about to happen, but I’m terrified. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 7, 2014 3-year-old: Daddy, I […]
Lindsey Vonn out? Cheese to the Rescue, Again!
This happened before. Lindsey was hurting and used cheese to recoup. Tiger can afford cheese, can’t he? Here’s my previous story: To Heal, Skier Vonn Chooses Cheese U.S. Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn is […]