Unicorn Bites 1/10/14
3-year-old: Why is your belly so big? Wife: I have a baby in there 3: Does daddy have a baby, too? The fat shaming starts early. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 10, 2014 […]
Year: 2014
Proof Of God, v.5
It’s a mystery why humans are the only animal to struggle with their weight. Sure, you’ll occasionally see a cat like the one I saw down the street from my house — I walked by […]
Halloween Scariest
People think because I’m old and codgerly, I’m not up on current trends. But that’s not true. For Halloween, all the candy I gave out was crushed. See! That’s not the scary part about this […]
9 Effects of New Recreational Marijuana Law In Colorado
Lines were out the door on New Year’s Day at many Colorado marijuana dispensaries in the wake of the state’s new law allowing sales of marijuana for recreational use, and highly motivated individuals waited up […]
A Life Changing Crisis: Cottage Cheese
Every once in a while, something happens to you that changes the way you think, feel and eat for the rest of your life. My life-changing event took place when I worked for a private […]
Real Proud
And so we celebrate another day where Bill Y regales another tale of his imaginary son who will not grow up to be a failure. I say this with the type of optimism not seen […]
Unicorn Bites 1/9/14
Dennis Rodman: *goes to North Korea* *wins basketball game* *kills Kim Jong-un* N Koreans: You freed us! D: Nope *becomes new dictator* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2014 I saw a woman […]
Cartoon gag about UK comedian Jim Davidson
WHEN A CARTOONIST has an idea for a cartoon based on the news, it is essential to send it to the main publications as soon as possible. Firstly, so that they can accept it while […]
The Year Of The Truce?
In-law situations can be tough. Misunderstandings arise that can be quite challenging to resolve. For example, when your father-in-law gets mad at you and your wife for cooking meth, it usually doesn’t help to say […]
DIY Home Project Jagoffery
The picture above details exactly what the caliber of my around-the-house handyman skills are. Which lead me to a weekend of multiple stops at hardware stores with iPhone photos of my situation, a plastic grocery […]