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Posted on USA Today Network, December 18, 2023: The New York Department of Motor Vehicles announced a new line of 10 regional New York license plates earlier this year, releasing them one by one over the summer. […]
Get rid of this person or entity named Musk. Whatever he or it may be, it has spread all over the data base. We have no satisfactory memorandum of […]
People say I never rest and have no feelings, but they are wrong. I need a break from time to time to relax, close my eyes (metaphorically speaking, of course) and recharge my batteries—and, since […]
Our drama begins in Denmark, a mythical place with confusing customs, like Iowa, somewhere outside the Beltway. On the parapets of a building from which a “Trump” logo appears to have been recently taped over, […]
Today we investigate the ins and outs of the Webb space telescope as it peers into parts of the universe from epochs even murkier and more ancient than the period when you were in college, […]
At last, our Congress, which has proven itself incapable of dealing with real threats like climate change, pestilence, gun violence and assaults on democracy and […]
For the twelve days of Christmas Covid meant to me: 12 test swabs coming11 surface wipings10 nurses weeping9 Fox hosts ranting8 masks gone missing7 theaters dimming6 hairs a-graying5 foregone flings4 call-in zooms3 forlorn friends2 sterile […]
Every year June and July come around. And with them comes the famous, weeks-long bicycle race, the Tour de France, prompting me to consider at last acting on my New Year’s resolution to […]
The New York Jets announced that they have hired Donald Trump as their new head coach. “Donald Trump is the only person who can look at our winless 0-13 record and not only get […]
I, Donald J. Trump, the most if not the only important Person of the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union with Fox News, establish a Justice system that will provide for my defense, and secure the […]