Author: Mario Turchiarolo
The Cardinal Impostor
A man impersonating a cardinal by wearing a frock and tying a purple scarf around his waist almost made it into the conclave to vote on the new pope. Despite the makeshift sash being the […]
Another Threat From North Korea
I saw on the news this morning that North Korea threatened a nuclear strike against the United States. That’s what you get when you send the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman as your peace ambassadors. […]
The Pope’s Retirement Benefits
Since Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope in 600 years to resign, the Vatican wasn’t sure what kind of retirement benefits to give him. In the end, they decided to give him the same […]
No Pope, No Rules
If you happen to be a Catholic, you know we are now in the season of Lent. That means no meat on Fridays and you have to give something up you enjoy for 40 days […]
Dancing With The Stars? Really? Are You Sure?
This week ABC unveiled the cast for this season’s Dancing With The Stars. There’s the guy from that movie. And the girl from that thing. There’s the um…um…she sings or something and her sister was […]