A Hot Time In Every Town

 I realized while going through old blogs that I write about winter way more often than summer. Like most humor writers, my work is usually about stuff I’d be complaining about anyway, so there you […]

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No Electronics: Stories To Scare Your Grandkids

 So, you kids want to hear a scary story? “Yay!” I grew up in a dark, backward land called No Electronics. “That is scary!” I know. Every generation has some version of this story. Not […]

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Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At

 When I complained to my surgeon that I was still having symptoms of sinus problems, he stuck a big metal tube up my nostril and worked it around for half an hour. Then he stuck […]

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Old Firefighters Never Die: They Just Smolder

 So, I’m retiring. Not from my full time job of dispatching to become a Gentleman Author, as I wanted. (It’s like a Gentleman Farmer, a rich person who just farms as a hobby. No real […]

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Breaking Winds With Twisted Twisters

This week is Severe Weather Preparedness Week. Here are some useful safety tips from actual experts: https://www.in.gov/dhs/get-prepared/nature-safety/severe-weather-preparedness/    Some say the best advice you can give when it comes to tornadoes is to keep your […]

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Fifty Shades of Red SUV

 I kept a secret for half of last year, but now it’s time to let the secret escape. In September of 2016, our beloved Ford Focus fell victim to a guy trying to turn into […]

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A Toy Soldier Story

 As a kid, I had to use my imagination. No cable, no video games, no Anarchist Cookbook on the internet. If I’d tried to buy the ingredients for a bomb, the store clerk would have […]

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