Author: Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.) She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on Amazon.com.

Trolls, Potions, and Myths, Oh My!

Lisa Newlin

  The other night, I was diligently working from my home office when my husband interrupted to ask me a question. Okay, so maybe I wasn’t doing so much of my actual work that earns me a paycheck.  Perhaps when […]

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What my call history says about me: An investigation on behalf of the NSA

Lisa Newlin

The National Security Agency (NSA) is apparently collecting phone records from millions of Verizon customers.  This comes as part of a top secret court order issued on April 25, 2013. As a Verizon customer, I’m […]

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Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry

Lisa Newlin

Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]

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