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Dear Auto-Correct,

June 25, 2013
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Dear Auto-Correct, I don’t know how to say this, so I’m just going to let you know the way the kids are doing it these days.  I’m going to write it on the interwebs. No,…

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An Empowered Thought

June 24, 2013
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Whenever I have a full tank of gas, I feel like I can do anything.   In this case, anything = driving 400 miles without needing gas.   Totally.  Empowered. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor…

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Budget Constraints

June 22, 2013
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Answer: Pay $1.50.   Question: What would I do for a Klondike Bar?   I’m just not that invested and don’t want to endanger myself for ice cream. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who…

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Other N-words Paula Deen Should Learn

June 19, 2013
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For those of you fatties foodies out there who love Paula Deen, I’m sure you’re aware of the recent lawsuit filed against her by a former employee. The suit alleges sexual harassment, racism, and use…

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Serving Size?

June 18, 2013
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What’s the recommended serving size for 100 calorie packs?  Is it five? Yeah, it’s five.  Anything less than that would be ridiculous. I’m hungry.   Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing…

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The Power of Thought

June 16, 2013
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They say the mind is powerful and can perform miracles, so I’m going to sit and focus my thoughts on exercise, and wait for the pounds to melt away. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer…

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I’m Always the Cantaloupe

June 14, 2013
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I don’t like cantaloupe.  Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste.  Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read…

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Brilliant suggestions for hotel freebies

June 13, 2013
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I’m in and out of hotels quite a bit for work.  With all the room keys I’ve collected, I know how a prostitute must feel.  Well, without the Pelvic Inflammatory Disorder. As a hotel guru,…

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Troubling Internet Suggestions

June 13, 2013
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I’m concerned the internet is suggesting I “like” all blogs having to do with wine. I’m concerned because it should know I prefer vodka. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer…

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A well-known cliche is destroyed by nachos

June 11, 2013
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I know the saying “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” but I’m pretty sure thin doesn’t taste as good as some loaded nachos. Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in…

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