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Author: Vince G. Sparks

Vince G. Sparks, freelance writer, and avid reader is a genetically creative person with a talent for expressing the written word. Vince has a background in communications, public relations, and journalism. Also, he spent many years in human resources navigating corporate America. He masterminds the blog Sparks Ignites, where he shares his “slice of life” stories and social commentary with insight, humor, and extra-dry wit. He’s been published in the Elephant Journal online magazine, with two articles selected as Editor’s Picks. He is a member of South Jersey Writers Group Board of Trustees. For more and to stay connected visit him on social media and his website www.sparksignites.com.

SPARKS BRIEF: Dressing for Disaster

October 20, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, DC – First Lady Melania Trump has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, that she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection […]

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6 CommentsPolitics, Sparks Briefdisaster, fashion, first lady, Floods, Melania Trump, news, politics, satire

TATTLE TALES: True Love Sucks

October 5, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Another entry for our Humor Meets Horror Month! Mr. R.M. Renfield Dr. Seward’s Asylum 666 Bedlam Lane London, England August 15, 1891   My Dearest Mr. Renfield: I am writing in strictest confidence, as I […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Stops Big Leak!

August 30, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Corpus Christi, TX  – Trump visited storm-ravaged Texas yesterday as he participated in a second national disaster—the first being his election in November. The president made the trip to view firsthand the flooding and devastation […]

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TATTLE TALES: Lock Her Up!

August 8, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

 May 5, 1897 – Police Gazette News The Enchanted Forest Police issued a restraining order today against a Gold E. Locks. The plaintiff, Mom E. Bear, filed the complaint after finding the culprit in her […]

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TATTLE TALES: A Passage from the Prince’s Diary

July 20, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Dear Royal Diary: I feel I’m at the end of my journey. There are only several fair damsels left to grace with my presence. It’s been the most arduous task I’ve ever performed. I’ve never […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Relationships, Sparks BriefCinderella, Cinderella shoe, Fairytales, funny, funny stories, humor, humoroutcasts, satire

SPARKS BRIEF: Terror from DC in 3D

July 7, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Moviegoers who’ve rushed to see this summer’s box office hit, Wonder Woman, prepare yourselves for a more compelling action, mystery, horror, political, bone-chilling blockbuster to watch as the next several months unfold. Coming straight from Washington, DC, […]

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Russian Tour Bombshell

May 23, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

Washington, DC – Unidentified sources have leaked a transcript to CNN of Donald Trump having a conversation with the Russians during their visit to the White House on Wednesday, May 10. Apparently, Trump broke protocol […]

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Shut the Outdoors

May 8, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks

  Spring is here, and pollen clouds the air. It reminds me—I’m not an outdoor person. Give me soft slippers, a good book, Netflix, dirty martinis, and a comfy sofa, and I’m as happy as […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Sparks Briefallergies, funny, humor, nature, satire, spring, Surviving Outdoors

Some Bunny Needs Faith

April 15, 2017May 13, 2025 Vince G. Sparks
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Out of the Frying Pan and into the Microwave

April 10, 2017October 24, 2017 Vince G. Sparks

It seems that when people meet my partner and me, they always want to know who’s the cook, and I always ask myself, why does it matter? Most people want to automatically assign roles in […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Sparks Briefchefs, Commentary, cooking, funny, humor, humoroutcasts

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