Valentine’s Day – A Yearly Heart Attack
I looked at my calendar and saw Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. I don’t pay attention to when Cupid attacks. That little bastard in the diaper shows up, so he can shoot arrows into the hearts […]
I looked at my calendar and saw Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. I don’t pay attention to when Cupid attacks. That little bastard in the diaper shows up, so he can shoot arrows into the hearts […]
Due to an impending snow event, I am sharing this special alert: Philadelpia, PA – “Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt this program to bring you a news bulletin from the National Weather Service. A “Bread […]
Philadelphia, PA – Bryan Homes, a builder of quality houses across the tri-state area, announced a plan for new communities. The latest concept headed for construction, is single-family bunkers. “We are always looking to the […]
New York – On President Trump’s first day back at his oval office in Trump Tower, he held a press conference at the 9/11 Memorial. “I love all first responders. I love you from the […]
Washington, DC – The Trump Inauguration Committee just updated the list of performers to once again include The Rockettees. Also, added are Stevie Wonder and the cast of “Hamilton.” Imogene and Myrtle Rockettee of Turtle […]
I am a Christmas-a-holic. I’m addicted to the Christmas season – decorations, music, food, gift-giving, and time spent with loved ones. I’m filled with joy when the holiday season arrives. Every Christmas is shaped from […]
Now that the holiday season is upon us, we should be talking about Christmas parties and not political parties. In fact, any discussion of politics should be off the table and the elf should be […]
This week, President-Elect Trump demanded to participate in an annual White House Thanksgiving tradition. He had a live 48 pound turkey delivered to Trump Tower. Mr. Giblet appeared to be dazed and confused after undergoing […]
It’s that time of year again. The Holiday Season – when Halloween morphs into Christmas. There’s barely time to put away the cobwebs, ghosts, and gravestones before the snowmen, holly, and lights are out. […]
Mark Burnett, reality television king and creator of the hit Survivor, announced his newest venture into reality TV – The Apprentice President. The show will premiere on January 20th, 2017, when Donald Trump, the […]