Just One More! (Role Reversal)
Can I please have another glass of wine? Just one more, come on, please? You are the favorite child of mine! I promise I will no longer tease. Please, please, please, I am begging […]
Author: Wilma Jammer
Say whatever you want while you can. I am an open book mystery. My experience: Too much (head exploded) and Not Enough (everyday, something new).
Clown For Hire
Name: Fuckles the Clown Age: Old Type: Not so freaking happy Skills: Can pull anything out of her ass Traits: Drunk Props: Vodka bottle (filled with the real thing), instrument for her main trick (see […]
Do Swimsuit Models Swim?
I had never, EVER, wondered if swimsuit models could actually swim. We see these gorgeous models in skimpy suits, rolling in the hot and sticky sand or drenched by sea-foam, and we think, wow, she […]
My Last Hurrah: Pot Brownies
I read in the news today that three senior citizens had to be taken to the hospital after attending the funeral of their good friend. I thought to myself, wow, they were so overcome with […]
Drunker than a skunk on Halloween with a Trashcan and a can of Mace
The title to this piece was my Facebook status last night, well really, this morning at about 1:30am. It actually said “Drunker than a skunk om Halloween with a trashcan and a can of ,ace.” […]
He Didn’t Do It, Dammit
Really, you can not make this stuff up. Apparently, earlier this month, Gumby tried to rob a 7-11 store in San Diego, however, without his pony Pokey, and hands like slippery, felt frying pans, this […]
Red-Eye Etiquette
So my husband took the red-eye flight recently from San Francisco to Philadelphia. He flies a lot for work, and probably three times a year, he takes a red-eye flight. But this last time he […]
I Really Know How to F Up My Kid!
The family went to the planetarium in Philadelphia this week. My parents were in town, I had a day off and the kids wanted to see the mummy exhibit. Well, my 8-year-old daughter did. My […]
Tied What Kind of Knot?
The headlines today are “Kim Kardashian Ties the Knot”. Really? This is news? What kind of knot did she really tie? Have you ever looked up knot in the urban dictionary? Now I know what they […]