The Upside Of Global Warming
If you’re a large American corporation, you understand one simple fact — only loser companies pay taxes. Why should you pay to support the infrastructure where your best customers and many of your employees live […]
Category: Fiction
For the first time this decade, Bill Y is lost for words.
Contrary to popular belief, sometimes I’m lost for words. I’m not going to lie and say it happens every decade but it does happen and when it does, it happens large. Every Thursday evening for […]
“That Guy” That Poops At Work
You know, “That Guy” that ALWAYS “goes” on company time and stinks up the place with NO SHAME whatsoever? I came accross one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was God Awful. And I don’t understand this cuz I’m […]
Hildi’s Garden
The first sign that things were not normal came when Uncle Pete, Grandma Hildi’s son, tried to sell her old house. It was a two-story white frame wood house with a huge front porch, like […]
Home Maintenance Madness
As reported by Noah Vail equine author extraordinaire Madam reported to me that her First Born purchased a home – not one of those gargantuan manors that sprung from the middle of a once […]
Another Case For Optimism
In his 1980 Presidential victory, Ronald Reagan won 50% of the popular vote. In part this was due to an earlier speech in which he claimed that Social Security and Medicare were the enemies of […]
1678 Days and Four Days.
I forgot that it was 1678 days and four days since Jill Y and I became a couple and as punishment, I was to made watch a TV show called The Voice. Apart from documentaries […]
Bigfoot Hoax in Pennsylvania
Bigfoot experts said they had photo evidence of a Bigfoot creature lurking in the woods of Pennsylvania. As it turns out, another person familiar with the exact spot in those Pennsylvania woods, sent his own […]
If you want to find the woman of your dreams, look after your friends.
If I could only get the time machine to work, we wouldn’t have to have worry about those god awful Star Wars prequels. When I first asked Jill Y out on a date, she didn’t […]
Rev Those Engines!!
I’ve been looking for a good analogy for what’s been happening in DC. Yesterday I found it in a sports video. You know those Monster Truck shows? Some guy drives what appears to be a […]