Get Motivated!
Say you work for a big company where everyone’s working 1.75 jobs. The mood is downbeat, so the company needs some way to rekindle the fire in the employee-belly. They could hire more people. But […]
Category: Fiction
Bob Marley
Like inevitability, some things are unavoidable. Thirsty Dave realized that vodka doesn’t freeze when he was 6 years into life. This was bound to happen sooner or later, it just so happened to happen sooner. […]
Horror In Coven County
Red and blue lights of the Coven County police cars flashed on the yellow rain slickers as the officers circled what they thought was a dead animal. It had teeth and claws but […]
A Curse From The Other Book Of Genesis
My wife and I are bowling. Despite my best efforts at sly, psychological tricks (“Do you inhale or exhale before you release the ball?”) I lost the last game by three. But I’m up by […]
Two Feet of Snow
When I was 5 months old, I was blessed with the ability to realize that there was no Noble Prize for predicting the weather yet this didn’t prevent me from correctly predicting the correct weather, […]
Ghost Shark: My New Halloween Movie
First, let me say that it is rare I do any kind of TV show or movie review with the exception of the complete criminal program lineup on the ID channel, which has validated […]
Merry Christmas!
Yes, I know Christmas is still two months away. But I’m pledging, here and now, publicly, that I’m not sitting this one out like I did last year. I’m not talking about buying gifts or […]
Portrait of the Artist as a Chancer
Nobody understands Thirsty Dave. Sure, people pretend to understand him and some even convince themselves that they understand him. We call these people “Healthcare Professionals”. Nobody understands art. Sure, people pretend to understand it and […]
Between the Lines Again
CLASSIC LITERARY QUOTES Here is a little lesson for my fellow writers. I know some of you are familiar with the subject matter that we will cover here. For those of you who, up until […]