Rev Those Engines!!
I’ve been looking for a good analogy for what’s been happening in DC. Yesterday I found it in a sports video. You know those Monster Truck shows? Some guy drives what appears to be a […]
Category: Fiction
The strange case of the three missing cats that Scurvy Jane will probably never see again.
Three of Scurvy Jane’s 72 cats went missing last night and for a time, they where nowhere to be seen. I had a theory that they went to Tunisia where they have Tuna and I […]
Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary is real. I have seen her. It all happened one morning during an electrical blackout. I woke up from a terrible dream, during which I had been standing in a dark room in […]
This is the truth.
As I always say to everyone whose name contains letters or numbers, don’t believe everything you read. In 1991, Thirsty Dave swallowed a fly who had a serious issue with a series of issues. The […]
If You Are Going to be Offensive Be Good At It.
So much has been made of the Miley Cyrus MTV twerking and foam finger performance, the naked hanging from a wrecking ball video, and the continuing flow of various pictures of the pop star. Really? Every […]
Doctor Dolittle Quit, I’m Doctor Donothing
We now enter the purely theatrical stage: The other day a group of House Republicans wore lab coats to a press conference. No, they weren’t worried about a breeze covering them with flakes of John […]
Excuse me while I think of an excuse
I’ll talk to anyone, even when they don’t want to talk to me which is always. The upside to this is that you meet some really interesting people. The downside to the upside is that […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives […]
The Jagoff Peanut Butter Jars!!!
If you’re a peanut butter eater, you will get this. If you are NOT a peanut butter eater, you WON’T get this so hit SHARE and move along because I MUST get this post off […]