Prouder than 75 million peacocks
When Little Dill Y gets older, I hope he doesn’t grow up. I hope he grows as a person, takes my countless negative points and learns from my countless mistakes. The only thing we can […]
Category: Fiction
Puppy Dogs and Babies Have that Je Ne Sais Quoi
I just returned from taking my three eight-week-old miniature schnauzers to the vet for their first vaccinations. It was an illuminating experience. Everyone–and I mean everybody (even that obnoxious saluki of a female receptionist who […]
Is my 16 year old son in a cult or secret religion?
To you or I, Anne Rice is best known for the literary work of art known as The Vampire Chronicles but joking aside, this series of novels have been voted No. 1 in “The most […]
Elliston Excerpt
Elliston by Jason Elia has wowed the toughest critics. HumorOutcasts Press is proud to have it on our title list. Jason has a true talent for inventing gritty stories that take the reader’s breath away. […]
Sisters Unite!
The Wall Street Journal recently published an article about “Queen Bees”. A Queen Bee refers to a woman who rises to an executive position at a company and then bullies the people below her. Basically, […]
Bill Y’s hierarchy of needs
My favorite food is bacon. My favorite actor is Kevin Bacon. My favorite artist is Francis Bacon and my favorite structure is pyramid. My obsession with pyramids goes back minutes. Ever since I first laid […]
And That’s Why . . . .
And That’s Why . . . . “Take her down, Missy Rae! She ain’t nothin’ but a beat down skank! And so’s her mama!” And that’s why I’m no longer welcome at my daughter’s soccer […]
The Big One
Some people think that our planet is just like the relationship between Levi Johnston and Sarah Palin – it can’t get any warmer. But it can, and it is. Just look at the mega-storms like […]
Grant me your bacon
For a long time now, I’ve expressed my love of music through a rational hatred of Bon Jovi and long may it last. If you’re a person, you probably have an opinion of bacon. That […]
Don’t Click That Link
WARNING FOR ALL WOMEN: Male Sex Education Follows For anyone who sits in front of a computer screen daily and opens their browser page they will inevitably be hit with an ad that appeals to […]