Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)[i] As a non-smoker, I reserve the right to be as obnoxious as possible to anyone within twenty feet of me who has the courage to light up a cigarette. In […]
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Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette)[i] As a non-smoker, I reserve the right to be as obnoxious as possible to anyone within twenty feet of me who has the courage to light up a cigarette. In […]
Don’t worry, this has nothing to do with seat belts. I always wear mine and routinely lecture about their importance. My belt issue is strictly a fashion one. Today’s belt pushers are everywhere and they […]
A recent news item released tells us that the Department of Homeland Security, that agency that we were told whose original intent was to coordinate federal agencies in order to better gather intelligence on terrorist […]
In some hidden part of our Id, we all want to look good. Even those whose couture usually consists of whatever they can find on the floor are secretly hoping they don’t look as bad […]
He’s the cutest little thing, but he has to go. The “he” is a wild rabbit that lives in our suburban backyard. How do I know he’s a he? Well, he’s been here for over […]
Norway, the country which is arguably the kindest country on the planet and which has not produced a mean person since the day of the Vikings, has just opened a prison that provides its inmates […]
Dear Lord, I will not fart inside my car, I will not fart inside the bar, I will not fart at the dinner table, I hold it in when I am able, Amen. Happy Birthday Dr. […]
We New Yorkers and our city have gotten a bum rap over the years. Everybody thinks we are worse than we are. Even New Yorkers think that other New Yorkers are worse than they are. […]
An election you dummy! Doncha watch the news? The Willard and The Ragin’ Rickster are pitted in the colosseum, trident versus sword and net, circling, muscles rippling, abs rock hard, sizing up, crowds hushed then […]
According to recent media reports, the second season finale for the critically-acclaimed PBS series Downton Abbey commanded the largest television ratings for public broadcasting in years. For those of us with little reason to watch government-subsidized […]