Titanic’s Lump of Coal
Just in time to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s sinking, a TV commercial is advertising a necklace that contains an authentic piece of coal from the sunken liner. Personally, unless that coal comes […]
Just in time to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the Titanic’s sinking, a TV commercial is advertising a necklace that contains an authentic piece of coal from the sunken liner. Personally, unless that coal comes […]
Sad news from the world of sports: The Lingerie Football League or LFL will not play the 2012 season. While I was not disheartened by this news, many…and I mean many…were. But, for those of […]
Today heaven weeps to cleanse away the bad intentions of this sun bleached hell hole we call Los Angeles. Holy shit, sorry that last line came out a bit too “artful” even for me. Let […]
Dear Lord, please let my soon-to-be-wife’s hunter orange bridesmaids dresses spontaneously combust before our wedding. Having one emotional woman at the altar is awful enough, having seven teeth gritting, pissed off women, verbally castrating me under their […]
One of the nice things about a fridge is its door. If you pile up a mess anywhere else in the house, it’s going to be visible, unless you shove it under the bed or […]
One full week back in the silicon inflated city we call Los Angeles. I find it oddly comforting that the “healthy, all natural craze” of this place hasn’t extended to breasts. None the less it’s […]
HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY, HUMOROUTCASTS.COM. Yes, even though it took us until May to truly get going, April 6th was my very first post on the site. I never dreamed that only one year later, we would […]
Once again those who are known as the “they” have infected and made me question my life. Because it’s the “they” that say words are universal and can transcend a location. The spiritual side of […]
You ever have one of those days? You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in. We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s […]