Category: Politics
“I see Dead People” Brain-dead people that is
Extremism of any stripe is always profoundly ignorant and detached from reality. Feeling passionate about an issue always needs to be accompanied with arguments that people can identify with and that have plausibility. But don’t […]
I Watched Alyce LaViolette’s Stupid Snow White Talk So You Don’t Have To
Crimewatchers gather round! Who the hell is this woman with the bulldog underbite and the rooster hairdo? This, folks, is who the Jodi Arias defense chose as their “expert”, apparently based entirely […]
Pope Francis To Allow Altar Girls, Because Raping Boys Is “Kinda Gay”
Newly elected Pope Francis has revealed that the church intends to allow and even promote the use of altar girls throughout the world, because he has been told that there may have been some child […]
Gay Marriage Proponents Fret Justice Scalia’s Freakishly Good Health
As the U.S. Supreme Court begins to hear arguments from the partisans arguing over the constitutionality of a ban on same-sex marriage, gay marriage proponents sadly ponder Judge Antonin Scalia’s freakishly good health. Scalia has […]
Rodman: Ping Pong vs Basketball Diplomacy
PING PONG vs BASKETBALL DIPLOMACY Dennis Rodman in North Korea, weirdest thing we’ve seen this year. We didn’t get all the pictures. We don’t know if he wore his calico dress or his formal nipple […]
Happy 10th Anniversary Iraq War!
As I was driving home from a COMEDY CLUB last night, a guy on the radio said it was the ten-year anniversary of the Iraq War. Oh my GOD, are we STILL talking about Iraq, can’t […]
All Things Considered, Most Israelis Prefer Hawaii Over Holy Land
Polls conducted by an Israeli research company overwhelmingly show that almost 90% of current Israeli citizens would have preferred Hawaii over their current homeland if they were able to go back in time and choose […]
I Watched Sarah Palin’s CPAC Speech So You Don’t Have To
“Hello. Jesus. The Constitution. The Military. Benghazi. Teleprompter. Sequester. 2nd Trimester. 2nd Amendment. Thank you.” Sadly, there’s more. Professional entertainer Sarah Palin’s walk-on music is a song called : “She Is A Mama Grizzly.” Yes, […]