Who da Man?
You know, when you want to talk tough in politics first you have to have set of policies that engender the people to your point of view. The GOP already has a strike against them […]
Category: Politics
If the Fetus Splits, You must Aquit
So much for “humanizing” (our country’s most sacred resource), fetuses! A Republican lawmaker in New Mexico introduced a bill on Wednesday that would legally require victims of rape to carry their pregnancies to term in […]
Powerball Winnings and North Korea
A couple, who won almost $300 million in a Powerball lottery, is giving a large chunk to Camden Point, Michigan so that the town can make improvements to the Firehouse, ball field and high school. […]
Republicans Outraged Over Leaked Photos of New Presidential Motorcade
Breitbart.com has leaked photos of what it describes as the yet unannounced new Presidential vehicle which will replace the Cadillac ‘Beast’ that currently transports the President and his family. The site claims that the switch […]
Busy, Cheney, and Rumsfeld Disgusted At Obama’s Use of National Tragedy to Push a Pre-Existing Political Agenda
Former President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dick Cheney, and former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a press conference to proclaim their absolute disgust at the way that President Obama has used a […]
Deadly Assault By a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Mocha
NEWS FLASH! On a right-wing talk show on Thursday, David Keene, the president of the National Rifle Association, blamed President Obama and the left for what he says have been hundreds of death threats […]
Sarah Palin: American Schools Have Been Infiltrated by Al Gebra
Former Alaska governor and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin wrote an editorial in the Wasilla Times to “alert the country” to “the disturbing fact” that “Al Gebra” has infiltrated American schools. An exerpt: “You may […]
Legalizing Weed and Other Substances
After considerable thought (at least five minutes’ worth), I have come to the conclusion that it is a big mistake to legalize any presently controlled substances. As we have all been told for generations, you […]