Scalia in Heaven
“After all I’ve done for them, this is how they treat me?” moaned Justice Scalia, wringing his hands. “Stop kvetching,” said Justice Brandeis, “At least you’re up here. Not down there with the rest of […]
Category: Politics
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8
If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate. She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure. She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding and […]
My Spirited Defense of Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a great American. In the past nine months, he has done a masterful job of uniting millions of Americans from all different backgrounds – admittedly mostly by uniting them in their deep […]
Taking It To The Streets – Hilary Clinton’s new campaign strategy to pull in homeless voters.
ATLANTA, GA – Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton in a brave new campaign strategy is reaching out to potential voters on the street in tent cities and in homeless shelters. Clinton has pledged to blend in […]
I’m sure they’re Laughing With Us….Right?
If you want to know what people in other countries think of our political process, go there and ask. My husband and I just returned from a visit to Ireland. Before we even got on […]
Throwback Thursdays: Scott Walker Glows On Cosmo Cover
MADISON, WI — Republican presidential hopeful Scott Walker graced the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine in June 2015 to respond to criticism of his silence on same sex marriage. Walker, who appears in drag on the […]
The Parallel Lives of Jeb Bush & Leon Trotsky
A tale of two men paralleled by fate at different marks in history. Jeb Bush never knew Leon Trotsky personally; Trotsky was already dead a decade by the time he was born. However, the humorous […]
Michigan dog law makes orgasms an illegal felony
Normally I would be satirizing the fact that Michigan is determined to throw 99.9% of its population into jail for sexual exploration. Sadly, the truth is stranger than any fiction I can come up with. […]
After failed presidential run, Rand and Ron Paul announce bid to join The Mamas and The Papas
Cleveland, OH – Father and son duo team Ron and Rand Paul announced at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Saturday their bid to join renowned classic rock group The Mamas and The Papas. […]
Fiorina goes after condom companies; claims ‘This is not rubber’
LINCOLN, NE — After making Planned Parenthood the centerpiece of her 2016 campaign, in spite of a multitude of reports that the videos used as the basis of her argument are erroneous, Republican presidential hopeful […]