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Just to have us a little ol’ lark, let’s play “name the film that the song was in”. It may be tricky ‘cuz I’m gonna change the words a little bit to get in line […]
Just to have us a little ol’ lark, let’s play “name the film that the song was in”. It may be tricky ‘cuz I’m gonna change the words a little bit to get in line […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK I recently received an e-mail from a local utility company informing me that September is Emergency Preparedness Month. I got it on October 1st. I guess they just weren’t prepared. […]
Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and Steve Schmidt, chief strategist for the McCain campaign, Bloomington, Minn., Aug. 31, 2008. It’s not like Sarah Palin didn’t try to warn us, ringing those […]
I was talking with a friend who was exhausted from moving her parents out of their 55+ community apartment. Apparently, her dad did not like the ambiance that the new senior lifestyle provided. His words […]
Most kids just naturally go through an awkward stage. I, however, was pushed into it by my mother who thought the new “poodle” perm of the 1960’s was going to look cute on me. It […]
I just posted a little blog, entitled, Laughter is Good for the Heart, and after I posted it, I looked at the word, “LAUGH.” Laugh. Look at it. Really look at it. Pay attention to […]
Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]
Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole […]
1. Don’t try to eat ice cream with your fingers. It’s messy and it doesn’t taste as good on the end of your finger as it does in a spoon. The same goes for chocolate […]